Ready to laugh till your purple?

Okay all though some of you will laugh your butts off when you read this I believe I'm still in a state of shock, Okay so heres the story, I was sitting in my bath tub shaving my legs when I realized I looked "extra" purple then I normally do, You see I'm a very pale person so my skin tone has sort of a purplish tone to it. I was thinking of calling my mom into check them out But I figure it was no big deal so I continued on with my shaving when I was done I notice that my thighs were EXTREMELY purple almost black, Thats when it happened I screamed MOMMMM she ran into my bathroom and I showed her my legs she was very calm she said okay just get out and dry off. So as she went through a list of questions "Have your jeans been too tight?" nope I said I didn't even wear jeans to day (I was in hystrics crying).. I wore my "BLACK" gauchos. DING DONG. Okay I think I figured it out mom said. Your dye just faded on your legs now lets try and wash it off. So we went to the bathroom and I rubbed my legs with a rag to discover purple all over the rag when I was done. By then my whole family was cracking up rolling on the floor laughing, But trust me I wasn't I was still so scared. My first thought was
" Oh lord please don't let me be sick heal me jesus help me please and hurry!" Well It just goes to show you how much fear can play into your life, I didn't know what was wrong with me. But now I realize I'm healthy and happy to be so PALE! Remember to not let fear get a hold of you no telling what you'll end up thinking!

I'm out, Headed to be so I can get some sleep in my beautiful PINK room I don't wanna see anymore purple for awhile!
Bekah